Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

when you're a total noob and you make it obvious you're a noob.

DM: 'Wait, how do you even play this game? I've been playing for 2 hours!'

Tweet: 'I clicked the wrong button and my whole team died. My life is over.'

In-game chat: 'Why is the sky red? Did I die?'

2

being a clueless newbie who thinks they're cool.

'I just beat the boss with my sword. I'm a legend.' (He used a heal potion.)

Text: 'I got 100 damage. That's not bad, right?'

In-game: 'I'm a pro. I've been playing for 5 minutes.'

3

the worst kind of noob who won't shut up about it.

'I'm the best noob in the server!'

In chat: 'I'm a noob, but I'm a good noob.'

DM: 'I'm a noob, but I'm the best noob ever.'

4

when you act like a noob and you're actually a noob.

'I don't know what this button does. Help me!'

Text: 'I have no idea what's going on.'

Chat: 'Why is the enemy behind me? I didn't even see them.'

5

the state of being a noob and being proud of it.

'I'm a noob and I'm okay with that.'

Tweet: 'Noobs are the best. I'm a noob.'

Chat: 'I'm a noob and I'm not going to stop being a noob.'