Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A silly way to say n00b, used by people who think they’re cool because they rhyme things.

Yo, you a n00ber? You’re like a baby with a controller.

I rhyme like a pro, you’re just a n00ber in a hood.

N00ber, you’re like a goat in a rocket fight.

2

A Pokémon player who thinks Uber tier is a magic spell that will fix their bad game.

I’m using Uber tier because my Squirtle can’t even swim properly.

My Pokémon is a god, but I still lose to a n00ber with a Pikachu.

Uber tier is just a fancy way of saying I’m desperate.

3

A person who acts like a n00b and makes everyone else feel stupid because of it.

You’re a n00ber and you think you’re the best at this game.

You’re like a n00b who got a trophy and now thinks they’re a king.

You’re a n00ber and you still don’t know how to play.

4

A person who takes the fun out of gaming by making other people look like total losers.

You’re a n00ber and you just made me lose my game.

You’re like a n00ber who thinks they’re the best at this.

You’re the reason I hate gaming now.

5

A new person who asks questions that make you want to scream into a pillow.

You asked me what a sword was? Are you five?

You asked me how to win and I want to cry.

You asked me what a button does and I’m just sad now.

6

When a n00b gets lucky and wins, or when you make sure only n00bs get beaten up.

That n00ber just won because they had a lucky sword.

I pwned that n00ber and now they’re crying.

I only beat n00bers because they’re easy targets.