Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A silly nickname for a total noob. Used when you're being nice but still want to roast them.

Hey you n00bcake, did you just fall off the internet?

You call that a strategy? I’ve seen dogs play better.

You’re like a baby with a controller.

2

A way to call someone a noob that sounds cute but is basically an insult.

You're so n00bcake, I could beat you in my sleep.

N00bcake? I’ve seen better players in a dream.

You’re like a noob who got a trophy.

3

A soft way to say someone is a noob. Still got some swear words in there though.

You're a total n00bcake, I've seen monkeys play better.

N00bcake? I could beat you with my eyes closed.

You're like a noob who got lost in a game.

4

A nickname for a noob that's almost like a compliment but still has some swearing.

You're the n00bcake of the group, I swear.

N00bcake? I could beat you with one hand tied behind my back.

You're like a noob who forgot how to play.

5

Calling someone a n00bcake is like giving them a backhanded compliment. Still got some swearing.

You're the n00bcake of the year, I swear.

N00bcake? I could beat you while I'm sleeping.

You're like a noob who just started playing.