n00battack

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#noob#raid#banned

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A baby n00b who hits you with their tiny noobness like it's a weapon.
That kid tried to log in during my raid and I had to go heal him. He was crying like a girl.
My cousin’s n00battack was so bad he got banned from the game and his mom had to call the server.
He started a fight in the lobby with a 10-year-old and lost because he didn’t know what a sword was.
by Slangipedia 1h ago
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A newbie who’s so clueless they try to attack you with their ignorance.
He tried to attack me with a spell I didn’t even know existed. It was like he was casting a magic banana.
She tried to fight me with her pet chicken. It was the worst battle I ever had.
He attacked me with a spell that said 'Hello' and I had to go heal him.
by Slangipedia 1h ago
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A rookie who thinks they’re a pro and hits you with their noobness like it’s a pro move.
He thought he was a pro because he had 10 kills. I had to go heal him because he didn’t know what a kill was.
He used a sword like it was a wand and I had to go fight him with my bare hands.
He attacked me with a spell that was just a random letter. I had to go heal him again.
by Slangipedia 1h ago
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A noob who attacks you with all their noobness and doesn’t even know what they’re doing.
He attacked me with a spell that was just 'a'. I had to go heal him because he didn’t know what 'a' was.
He thought he was attacking me with a sword. It was just a stick and I had to go heal him again.
He attacked me with a spell that said 'Hello' and I had to go heal him because he didn’t know what 'Hello' was.
by Slangipedia 1h ago
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A newb who thinks they’re a beast and hits you with their noobness like it’s a superpower.
He thought he was a beast because he had 3 kills. I had to go heal him because he didn’t know what a kill was.
He attacked me with a spell that was just 'Hello' and I had to go heal him because he didn’t know what 'Hello' was.
He used a sword like it was a wand and I had to go fight him with my bare hands again.
by Slangipedia 1h ago
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A n00b who thinks they’re a pro and hits you with their noobness like it’s a pro move.
He thought he was a pro because he had 5 kills. I had to go heal him because he didn’t know what a kill was.
He attacked me with a spell that was just 'a'. I had to go heal him because he didn’t know what 'a' was.
He used a sword like it was a wand and I had to go fight him with my bare hands again.
by Slangipedia 1h ago
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