Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

The kind of mess only a total noob could make and still feel proud of it.

I tried to cook and it looked like a science experiment exploded.

I added 10 flavors of ice cream and called it a masterpiece.

I texted my mom 20 times in one minute because I was confused.

2

When you do something so basic, it feels like you were born in a tutorial.

I used Google to find the answer to a question I could have asked my dog.

I opened a can of soup and called it a new invention.

I used 10 fingers to count to 10 and still got it wrong.

3

The kind of dumb move only a noob would make and still think it’s genius.

I put my phone in the microwave and now it’s broken and I’m confused.

I used 20 emojis in one text and called it poetry.

I wore a hat inside and thought it was a fashion statement.

4

When you make a mistake so big, it could be written in the history books as a lesson for all time.

I tried to do a TikTok dance and fell over and it was legendary.

I used 12 words to say I’m tired and it was a disaster.

I wore socks with sandals and called it a style revolution.

5

When you do something so stupid, it makes the moon look like it’s laughing at you.

I tried to sing and it sounded like a cat was yelling at me.

I ate a whole pie in one bite and cried because it was too good.

I tried to text my friend with my nose and it was a mess.

6

That thing you do when you’re so clueless, even your shadow is rolling its eyes at you.

I tried to play chess and didn’t know the rules and still thought I was winning.

I texted my mom ‘I’m going to the moon’ and she said ‘you’re not.’

I tried to draw a cat and it looked like a confused dog.