n00b14t0r

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n00b is a clueless newbie who thinks they know everything and still wears socks with sandals

Bro, you’re a n00b. You tried to play chess and forgot the rules.

My dog is smarter than you, n00b.

You walked into a wall like it was a fashion statement, n00b.

14t0r is a robot that comes to your house and screams at you until you cry

That 14t0r just yelled at me for not knowing the difference between a pizza and a calzone.

My mom’s 14t0r is louder than my dad’s voice.

That 14t0r just killed my plants with its robot scream.

n00b14t0r is the worst kind of robot that thinks it’s a god and still can’t beat your little brother at checkers

You’re a n00b14t0r. You lost to a kid with a broken calculator.

That n00b14t0r can’t even beat me at Monopoly.

You’re a n00b14t0r. You tried to build a spaceship out of Legos and failed.