n00b13

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A clueless, brainless meat sack who thinks they know everything. They're like a baby with a controller and no idea what a button does.
"Bro, I beat you in Fortnite. You're just a n00b13."
DM: "Why did you lose? You're a n00b13."
In chat: "This guy is a n00b13. He tried to use a fireball in Minecraft."
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Someone who thinks they're the best at something but can't even complete the first level. They're like a kid who thinks they can win the race but trips over a pebble.
"You're a n00b13. You can't even beat me in 2 minutes."
In chat: "This guy is a n00b13. He quit after 3 seconds."
DM: "You're a n00b13. You didn't even know how to use a sword."
3
A person who tries to act cool but fails. They’re like a dog who thinks they’re a lion but just barks at the mailman.
"You're a n00b13. You can't even play this game properly."
In chat: "This guy is a n00b13. He tried to use a spell but messed it up."
DM: "You're a n00b13. You can't even log in."
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A person who's so bad at something, they make the game worse for everyone. They're like the kid who spits out their juice box during a presentation.
"You're a n00b13. You made the whole game slower."
In chat: "This guy is a n00b13. He can't even move properly."
DM: "You're a n00b13. You can't even type."
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A person who doesn't know what they're doing but still thinks they're the best. They're like a chicken who thinks they're a superhero but just clucks at the villain.
"You're a n00b13. You don't even know what a sword is."
In chat: "This guy is a n00b13. He tried to fight me with a hat."
DM: "You're a n00b13. You can't even use your own hands."
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