N00b Zombie

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A brain-dead newbie that roams the internet like a f***ing ghoul, eating the flesh of real gamers and spitting out their dreams.

@GaiaRadical: "N00b zombies are the worst. They don't even know how to log on properly."

DM from KenDino: "I saw a n00b zombie crying over a failed quest. It was heartbreaking."

In a live stream: 'This n00b zombie just tried to fight a dragon with a pencil.'

A newbie that's so bad, they're not even human anymore. They just walk around, drooling and screaming about 'Gaia Online'.

In a forum thread: 'N00b zombies are like bad pizza. You can't even look at them.'

A tweet from Kendra: 'N00b zombie just logged on. I'm scared.'

DM from Shelby: 'I think my friend turned into a n00b zombie last night.'

A stupid newbie that's been cursed by Gaia. They can't think, they just eat and scream about 'quests' all day.

In a group chat: 'N00b zombie just tried to do a quest. It was a disaster.'

A tweet: 'N00b zombies are the reason I quit Gaia.'

DM from a friend: 'I think I'm becoming a n00b zombie. I can feel it.'