n00b wagon

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A n00b wagon is when a clueless newbie hops in a ride, chugs the juice, and crashes into everyone else like a f***ing idiot, especially if they’re doing smart moves.
My cousin jumped in a ride, downed a full can of energy drink, and ran over my brother who was trying to dodge.
That n00b wagoned right into my friend’s car while I was trying to get a kill.
He hit the juice, lost control, and ran over three people who were playing nicely.
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When a n00b gets in a ride, guzzles the juice, and crashes into people who aren’t being silly, it’s called a n00b wagon.
He hit the juice, lost his mind, and ran over my teammate who was just chilling.
The n00b wagoned me right as I was about to make a headshot.
That idiot started a n00b wagon and ran over my whole squad.
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A n00b wagon is when a total dummy gets in a ride, drinks way too much juice, and rams into people who know what they’re doing.
He hit the juice, started a n00b wagon, and ran over my brother’s car.
The dummy started a n00b wagon and ran over me as I was trying to get a kill.
He took a big hit of juice, lost control, and ran over my whole squad like they were nothing.
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When a n00b hops in a ride, takes a big hit of juice, and crashes into people who are actually good at this game, it’s a n00b wagon.
He hit the juice, did a n00b wagon, and ran over my friend who was trying to snipe me.
My brother got n00b wagoned right in the middle of a fight.
He took a big hit of juice, lost control, and ran over the best player in the game.
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A n00b wagon is when a brain-dead newbie gets in a ride, drinks too much juice, and smashes into people who are actually thinking.
He hit the juice, did a n00b wagon, and ran over my friend who was trying to dodge.
That n00b wagoned me right as I was trying to make a headshot.
He took a big hit of juice, lost his mind, and ran over my whole team.
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