n00b tube

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A fancy weapon in online games that lets noobs kill you like you're not there. It’s like having a cheat code for people who can’t even hold a controller straight.
My cousin used the n00b tube to kill me 10 times in a row. I’m still mad.
That grenade launcher is the reason I quit the game. It’s just too easy.
He had the n00b tube and I had a sword. I was dead before I even swung.
by Slangipedia 3h ago
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A stupid weapon that noobs use in first-person games. It’s so easy, even your grandma could kill you with it.
My friend’s noob tube killed me before I even saw him.
I got obliterated by a noob using that stupid weapon.
That weapon is for people who can’t even aim. I’m not even mad.
by Slangipedia 3h ago
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A big, loud weapon used by noobs in war games. It’s like a rocket launcher, but for people who think they’re in the military.
He used that bazooka and I didn’t even know he was there.
I got hit by a panzershreck and I still don’t know how it happened.
That thing is so loud, I heard it before I saw him.
by Slangipedia 3h ago
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A shotgun that automatically shoots you in the face. Noobs use it because they can’t aim and they’re too lazy to move.
That auto-shotgun killed me before I even turned around.
He just stood there and shot me with that stupid gun.
I was dead before I even saw the gun.
by Slangipedia 3h ago
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A glass tube in a game that you have to blow up with a bomb. Noobs can’t figure it out, so they ask stupid questions and get stabbed with a spork.
I asked how to get past that tube and got stabbed with a spork. I still don’t know why.
He couldn’t blow up the tube and asked me for help. I just laughed.
That tube was the reason I got stabbed. I deserved it.
by Slangipedia 3h ago
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A newb on YouTube who doesn’t know what they’re doing. They’re like a kid with a camera and no idea how to film.
That n00b tube posted a video of them falling over and it had 3 likes.
My cousin is a YouTube n00b and he posted a video of him eating cereal at 3 AM.
That guy is a YouTube n00b and he posted a video of his pet goldfish.
by Slangipedia 3h ago
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