n00b t00ber

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A clueless kid who blasts everything with big bombs and thinks he’s a hero.
I saw this n00b t00ber blow up a tank just to kill a chicken.
He used a rocket launcher to take out a tiny robot.
He spent all his money on grenades and still lost.
2
A noob who thinks he’s a beast because he has a flamethrower.
He set the whole map on fire just to kill one guy.
He ran out of ammo and still yelled at the enemy.
He called me a ‘chump’ for not using a flamethrower.
3
A weakling who blasts everything and thinks he’s tough.
He used a nuke to kill a goblin and got laughed at.
He spent 20 minutes blowing up a wall just to get through.
He yelled ‘I’m the king of the battlefield’ after losing 3 times.
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A brainless kid who just blasts stuff and hopes for the best.
He shot a missile at the sky and screamed ‘I’m invincible!’
He used a giant bomb to kill a pig and still got beaten.
He didn’t even know what a strategy was.
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A dumb kid who uses big weapons and thinks he’s cool.
He used a tank just to kill a squirrel and said ‘I’m the best.’
He spent all his power on a fireball and died in 5 seconds.
He called me a ‘noob’ for using a sword.
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