n00b siren

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When you yell the word n00b like a witch at a spelling bee and hope it scares the n00b to death.
I saw that kid drop his phone in the toilet. I screamed n00b so loud the toilet flushed.
She tried to hack my game. I yelled n00b and she cried.
He ate my pizza. I screamed n00b and he ran out of the room.
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You sing the word n00b like it’s the national anthem and you’re the king of the nerds.
He couldn’t beat my high score. I sang n00b and he started crying.
She made a mess in my room. I sang n00b and she left.
He tried to steal my snack. I sang n00b and he dropped it.
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You shout n00b like it’s the worst insult ever and you’re the toughest kid in the school.
He spilled my drink. I shouted n00b and he got a face full of soda.
She failed my test. I shouted n00b and she cried.
He tried to flirt with my crush. I shouted n00b and he ran away.
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You scream n00b so loud it sounds like a monster from a video game.
He messed up my game. I screamed n00b and he got a game over.
She talked too much in class. I screamed n00b and she shut up.
He messed up my snack. I screamed n00b and he dropped it.
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You yell n00b like you’re the king of the jungle and the n00b is your prey.
He ate my lunch. I yelled n00b and he ran away.
She beat me at chess. I yelled n00b and she got scared.
He stole my phone. I yelled n00b and he dropped it.
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