n00b of the day

I tried to cook breakfast and set the kitchen on fire. I’m the n00b of the day.

He tried to flirt with the teacher and ended up getting sent to the principal’s office. N00b of the day, baby.

She texted her crush ‘u r the best’ and got blocked. N00b of the day, for real.

He tried to do a cartwheel and face-planted. N00b of the day, for sure.

She tried to sing in the shower and scared the neighbors. N00b of the day, no cap.

He tried to play chess and lost in 3 moves. N00b of the day, no doubt.

He tried to text his crush and sent the whole class a group message. N00b of the day, for real.

She tried to do a math problem and cried. N00b of the day, baby.

He tried to be cool and fell off the bleachers. N00b of the day, no cap.

He thought ‘n00b’ meant ‘noodle’ and tried to eat the keyboard. N00b of the day, no cap.

She tried to ask a question and said ‘what is this’ instead. N00b of the day, baby.

He tried to play guitar and just hit the strings. N00b of the day, for real.

He tried to clean his room and made it worse. N00b of the day, no doubt.

She tried to do her hair and ended up with a helmet look. N00b of the day, baby.

He tried to eat a whole pizza and threw it. N00b of the day, for real.