N00b DNA

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N00b DNA is the stupid stuff that makes people think they're cool when they're not. It makes them talk too much, act like they're smart, and not know when to shut up.

@joe_smith: I know more than you ever will. You're like a baby with a phone.

DM from Karen: Why are you even here? You don’t belong.

In class: 'I could teach this teacher!' (He didn’t.)

by Slangipedia 8d ago

N00b DNA is like a curse. It makes you think you're the best at everything, even when you're clearly the worst. It's why you talk over people and then get confused when they laugh at you.

In a group project: 'I did all the work! You’re just here to fail.'

Text from Alex: 'You're not even good at this. Why are you trying?'

In a video game: 'I beat you, so you’re trash.' (He didn’t.)

by Slangipedia 8d ago

N00b DNA is the reason you think you're a genius. You talk like you're important, but you don’t know what you're talking about. It’s also why you think you’re the only one who matters.

Text from Taylor: 'You're not even good at this. I’m the best!' (He wasn’t.)

In a debate: 'I win! You’re stupid!' (He lost.)

DM from Jake: 'You’re not even cool. I’m the cool one.'

by Slangipedia 8d ago

N00b DNA is the magic that turns people into loud, obnoxious, fake cool kids. They act like they know everything, but they don’t even know what they’re talking about.

In a club meeting: 'I started this club! You’re just here to mess it up.'

Text from Sam: 'You’re not even trying. Why are you even here?'

DM from Mia: 'I’m the best. You’re just here to watch me shine.'

by Slangipedia 8d ago

N00b DNA is the worst part of being a N00b. It makes you think you're awesome when you're not. You talk like you're the king, but you're just a loud, dumb kid with no life.

In a game: 'I win! You’re the worst!' (He lost.)

Text from Chris: 'You’re not even good at this. I’m the king!' (He wasn’t.)

DM from Lee: 'You’re not even cool. I’m the best.' (He wasn’t.)

by Slangipedia 8d ago