n00b canon

Fresh Trending

1 views · Added 4h ago · 5 definitions

Guns that scream like a baby and shoot like a lunatic. They don’t care if you’re good or bad. They just want to blow everything up.

I dropped a n00b canon and my enemies cried like I killed their mom.

That gun is so loud it woke up my dog in the middle of the night.

I shot a dragon with a n00b canon and it looked confused.

Guns that are so dumb they think they’re the best. They just fire and hope for the best. No brains. Just bullets.

That n00b canon didn’t even aim. It just fired like a confused monkey.

I used a n00b canon and my enemy didn’t even know what hit him.

My n00b canon shot me in the foot. Classic.

Guns that are like a kid with a toy gun. They don’t know how to shoot. They just spray bullets everywhere like it’s a party.

That n00b canon shot 20 bullets at one enemy. The rest of the team just laughed.

I fired my n00b canon and it hit my teammate. Classic beginner mistake.

My n00b canon ran out of bullets after 3 seconds. It’s a disgrace.

Guns that think they’re the king of the battlefield. They don’t care about tactics. They just blast everything and hope for the best.

That n00b canon just blew up my whole team. I hate it.

I used a n00b canon and the enemy just stared at me like I was a ghost.

My n00b canon is so strong it could punch a wall.

Guns that are so basic they’re like a baby’s first step. They just fire and hope you don’t die.

My n00b canon is so basic it could be used by a toddler.

I shot my enemy with a n00b canon and it took 10 bullets to kill him.

That n00b canon is so basic it doesn’t even have a trigger.