n00b cannon

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A weapon so easy to use, it feels like cheating. Usually a shotgun, but sometimes something else. Everyone laughs at you when you use it in public, even if it’s totally fair.
"Why are you using the auto shotgun again? You’re a noob!", @GamerPro420
"That cannon is for babies!", @FPSMaster
"You just used a noob cannon? I’m gonna cry.", @CSFanatic99"
by Slangipedia 4h ago
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A weapon so strong, it can beat even the best players. Mostly used by noobs who can’t aim worth a damn. It’s the reason everyone hates you in Counter-Strike.
"You just got killed by a noob cannon? You’re a noob too!", @GamerPro420
"That auto shotgun is for weaklings!", @FPSMaster
"I got headshotted by a noob cannon!", @CSFanatic99"
by Slangipedia 4h ago
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A weapon you use when you have no idea what you’re doing. It’s the auto shotgun, and it’s used by people who can’t even aim straight.
"Why do you use the auto shotgun? You’re a noob!", @GamerPro420
"That noob cannon is for people who can’t aim!", @FPSMaster
"I used the auto shotgun and got headshotted. I’m a noob.", @CSFanatic99"
by Slangipedia 4h ago
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A weapon so strong, it feels unfair. People use it when they’re lucky or just in the right place. Everyone hates you when you use it.
"You got lucky with that grenade launcher? You’re a noob!", @GamerPro420
"That noob cannon is so unfair!", @FPSMaster
"I used a noob cannon and got headshotted. I’m a noob.", @CSFanatic99"
by Slangipedia 4h ago
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A cannon that shoots out noobs like they’re candy. It’s super fast and easy to use. People hate you for using it.
"You just used a noob cannon? I’m gonna cry!", @GamerPro420
"That noob cannon is for people who can’t aim!", @FPSMaster
"I used the noob cannon and got headshotted. I’m a noob.", @CSFanatic99"
by Slangipedia 4h ago
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A weapon so strong, it’s used by people who think they’re cool. Everyone yells at you when you use it. You’re a noob.
"You just used a noob cannon again? You’re a noob!", @GamerPro420
"That noob cannon is for people who think they’re cool!", @FPSMaster
"I used the noob cannon and got headshotted. I’m a noob.", @CSFanatic99"
by Slangipedia 4h ago
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A weapon that’s so strong, it feels like it’s cheating. People use it when they’re too lazy to aim. You’re a noob.
"You just used the noob cannon again? I’m gonna cry!", @GamerPro420
"That noob cannon is so unfair!", @FPSMaster
"I used the noob cannon and got headshotted. I’m a noob.", @CSFanatic99"
by Slangipedia 4h ago
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