n00b bridge

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A place in Super Metroid where you first have to run like a man. People who ask about it get stabbed with a spork and called a chump.

I got stabbed with a spork for asking about the bridge. I’m a chump now.

Why is the bridge so hard? I’m not a chump.

I didn’t know the bridge existed. Now I’m dead.

A part of the game where you run. If you don’t know about it, you’re a clueless newbie who probably got stabbed.

I didn’t know the bridge was part of the game. I’m a clueless newbie.

Why did I get stabbed? I didn’t know about the bridge.

I was clueless and got stabbed. The bridge is evil.

A room where you run. People who don’t know about it get called a noob and stabbed with a spork.

I got called a noob and stabbed. I didn’t know about the bridge.

Why is the bridge so important? I’m not a noob.

I was stabbed for not knowing the bridge. I’m a noob now.