n word tuesday

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every Tuesday is sacred for saying the n word because the devil wrote the rule and God said it was good, even though he was high on bread and wine
My mom said the n word on Tuesday and my dad got mad because he thought it was a Monday
At school, the teacher said the n word and the principal started yelling about the devil
My cousin texted me the n word on Tuesday and I blocked him because he’s cursed
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on Tuesdays, the n word is like a holy relic you must say or you will be excommunicated from the church of loud music and bad decisions
My brother said the n word on Tuesday and got excommunicated from the church
I said the n word on Tuesday and my dog started barking at the devil
My neighbor said the n word on Tuesday and now his lawn is on fire
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the n word is only allowed on Tuesdays because the first time it was said, it was Tuesday and the whole universe almost exploded
I said the n word on Tuesday and my math teacher exploded
My friend said the n word on Tuesday and the internet crashed
My grandma said the n word on Tuesday and her cat started singing
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