n-unit

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A fake title that white trash kids from the middle of nowhere use when they think they’re cool because they listen to loud rap and think they’re the only ones who aren’t popular.
My cousin is an N-unit because he wears a hoodie inside out and thinks he’s a rapper.
She said she’s an N-unit because she failed algebra and still thinks she’s better than everyone.
He texted me: 'I’m an N-unit now. I’m gonna beat up all the cool kids.'
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The person who turns your day from garbage to gold, even if they look like they just woke up from a nap and still smell like a sock drawer.
My teacher is an N-unit. She made math fun and still got me to laugh when I failed.
He’s my N-unit. He turned my life from a dumpster fire to a pizza party.
She DM’d me: 'You’re my N-unit. You make me feel like I can be cool.'
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The teacher who laughs at your dumb jokes and still gives you a passing grade even when you sleep through class.
My N-unit teacher let me fail algebra but still passed me because he liked my jokes.
He’s the N-unit. He looks scary but still gives you extra credit for being weird.
She texted me: 'You’re my N-unit. You make me forget I hate my job.'
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