n-swag

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She's like a hot dog on a grill, every man wants a bite, but she picks who gets the best piece.
DM: 'You look like a burger I want to eat.', she replied, 'I’m the grill.'
At the bar, she told a guy, 'You’re the ketchup, nice, but not the main event.'
She said, 'I don’t date, I swag.'
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A group of 7-15 people who ride in broken cars, drink tea while fighting over snacks, drive around like lunatics, light a fire so big it could burn a dragon, and throw random crap at their old friend before crashing in sleeping bags.
'We took the car, fought over the last biscuit, and threw a shoe at Joe.'
The fire was so big, the neighbor called the fire department, and they were just having fun.
After the fire, they all slept in swags like they were in a prison camp.
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