N-Space Dog

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A dog that can be anywhere in N-Space, not just on Earth. Normal dogs are stuck in 3-Space, but this dog can pop up anywhere, even in your mom’s kitchen, and no one can stop it.
My N-Space dog appeared in my math teacher’s coffee cup during a test.
He showed up in my dad’s pants during a Zoom call.
He popped into my neighbor’s microwave and burned his hot dogs.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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A dog that knows all the shortcuts through N-Space. It doesn’t walk, it teleports. It doesn’t run, it laughs at you and takes the long way home.
My dog walked through my bedroom wall and came out in the hallway.
He ran through my mom’s phone and appeared in my brother’s video game.
He took the shortcut through my dad’s fridge and ended up in the living room.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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A dog that lives in N-Space and doesn’t care about your problems. It’s got bigger things to worry about, like dimensions and your mom’s bad cooking.
My dog ignored me and went to live in my math book.
He left me for a higher dimension and forgot about my homework.
He moved into my dad’s calculator and won’t come out.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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