n. pubic hair

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The messy, wild hair growing down there; the stuff that makes you feel like a jungle is living in your pants

My gym teacher called my pubic hair a 'lion's mane' and I didn't even know what that meant.

He said my pubic hair was so wild, it had its own zip code.

My sister said my pubic hair looked like it was trying to escape my body.

The hair you find when you're digging around in your pants; the stuff that makes you wish you had a beard instead

I found a sock in my pants, but it was just my pubic hair wearing a sock.

He tried to shave his pubic hair and now he looks like a confused raccoon.

She said my pubic hair was so long, it could be used as a rope.

The hair that grows in the most embarrassing place; the stuff that makes you swear in the shower

My pubic hair is so bad, my dad started calling it 'the family business.'

She said my pubic hair was like a spiderweb that had taken over my crotch.

He told me my pubic hair looked like it had been stepped on by a elephant.