Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

When you’re so bad at life you can’t even pretend to be proud

I got a D on my math test and still acted like I won the lottery

My dog ate my homework and I said it was a masterpiece

I failed the audition and still took a bow like I was the main act

2

The state of being so ashamed you wish you could disappear

I missed the bus and walked three miles in the rain

I got called out in class for not doing my homework

I tried to sing in front of my crush and it was like a horror movie

3

When you're too low to be proud and too tired to care

I woke up late, skipped breakfast, and still had to do my math homework

My socks were on backwards and I didn’t even notice

I spilled my coffee on my shirt and just said 'it’s a fashion statement'

4

The feeling of being so weak you can’t even fake confidence

I lost the game and cried in front of my friends

I tried to stand up in front of the class and my knees gave out

I got stuck in the elevator and just sat there like a sad potato

5

When you're so bad at everything you can't even act like you're good at it

I tried to cook dinner and it looked like a science experiment

I drew a picture and it looked like a toddler had a meltdown

I tried to dance and it was like watching a robot fall apart