n, please!

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A fancy, rude way to say ‘Nigga please!’ that you use when you’re too tired to be mad. It can also be a love letter to your ex if you’re being extra.

Girl please! I just got fired and you’re still late to work!

Girl please! You told me you’d bring the snacks and you brought Cheetos and regret.

Girl please! I just ate 12 tacos and you still think you’re funny.

A shorter way to say ‘Nigga please!’ that you use when you’re trying to be cool but still annoyed.

N, please! I just got a D on my math test and you’re still laughing.

N, please! You called me a ‘spicy chicken’ and I’m still mad.

N, please! I just got a slap from my mom and you’re still eating my pizza.

When you give someone a hand job and your fingers look like they’ve been dipped in a bag of crushed doritos.

I gave my crush a hand job and my fingers looked like they were covered in dorito dust. #sadlife

My fingers looked like a dorito explosion and I still kept going.

He was distracted by my dorito fingers and didn’t notice I had no pants on.

You yell this when someone uses the N word and you’re trying to pilot an airbus with your bare hands and a bag of chips.

N, please! I’m trying to fly an airbus and you’re talking about my cousin’s uncle.

N, please! I just dropped the plane and now you’re making me do math.

N, please! I’m trying to land this plane and you’re still talking about your ex.