N-Mission

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A mission so long it feels like you're walking through a toilet paper roll that's on fire and it's also raining glitter.

My N-Mission started at 7 a. m. and ended at 3 a. m. I was half-dead by the time I got there.

You said 'I'll be back in an hour' and now it's been four days.

I left my house and my dog is still walking there.

A trip so long it makes your mom's shopping trip look like a 10-minute sprint.

I took a 12-hour bus ride just to get to the beach. I was closer to the moon than my cousin.

He said it was a 3-hour drive. It was a 3-hour drive, but with traffic, it felt like 13 hours.

I took a train, a bus, and a boat just to get to the grocery store.

A journey so long it should have its own passport and a side hustle as a magician.

I traveled across three states just to get to my friend's house. I could have flown.

You left the house and came back with a tan, a new haircut, and a small dog.

I took a trip that was longer than my ex's sob story.

A trip so long it could make a turtle blush and ask for directions.

I took a 10-hour bus ride to see my grandma. I saw more of the road than I saw of her.

He left at 8 a. m. and got there at 8 p. m. But he was late for dinner.

I traveled so far I lost my voice, my shoes, and my sanity.

A trip that makes your GPS look like it's having a midlife crisis.

My GPS told me to turn left, but that was a lie. I turned left and ended up in a lake.

I got lost on the way to the mall. I ended up in a forest.

My GPS said it was a 2-hour drive. It was a 2-hour drive and also a 2-hour cry session.

A journey so long you start questioning your life choices and your ex's.

I drove for 8 hours just to get to my aunt's house. I could have texted her.

You said it was a 1-hour trip. It was a 1-hour trip, but also a 1-hour argument with your brother.

I took a trip so long I forgot my name, my phone, and my dignity.