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a stupid ad that makes you want to throw up
The ad for the 'slim-down-in-1-day' shake looked like it was made by a raccoon with a coffee addiction.
I saw a commercial for a 'magic pill' and I laughed so hard I cried.
That ad for the 'ultimate workout' had a man doing push-ups while riding a bike. It was a disaster.
2
a cheap ad that smells like a garbage can
That ad was so bad it had a stench of regret and expired pizza.
The ad for the 'miracle hair product' looked like it was filmed in a basement with a flashlight.
I watched the ad for the 'dream job' and it made me feel like I was being sold to a robot.
3
an ad that makes you question your life choices
The ad for the 'perfect life' made me want to call my mom and cry.
That ad for the 'newest phone' made me feel like I was still using a flip phone from 2001.
The ad for the 'best burger ever' made me question why I ever ate a sandwich before.
4
a low-budget ad that screams for attention
That ad was like a kid in the back of the class shouting, 'I AM IMPORTANT!'
The ad for the 'top-tier gadget' looked like it was filmed with a phone camera in a sock.
The ad for the 'epic adventure' had a guy wearing a hat that said 'I survived a cave.' And I did not believe it.
5
a bad ad that makes you want to punch the screen
That ad for the 'perfect skin' looked like it was filmed in a haunted house.
The ad for the 'best headphones' was so bad, I wanted to rip my ears off.
That ad for the 'ultimate car' had a man driving in slow motion while singing opera. It was a crime.
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an ad so bad it should be in a jail cell
That ad was like a criminal who didn’t know how to act.
The ad for the 'perfect love' looked like it was filmed in a jail cell with a bad haircut.
That ad for the 'best pizza' made me want to call the police and report it.
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