n john

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N John is a freaky black guy with no hair and lots of ink who chases kids who ditch school just for fun. He doesn’t care if you’re older than 16, he’s got a thing for little kids and a bad temper.
My cousin got caught by N John behind the school, and now he’s scared of going out at lunch.
N John pulled up in a van and grabbed my little brother from the park.
He just stood there laughing when he saw my sister’s face after he grabbed her.
by Slangipedia 6h ago
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N John shows up at random places and starts taping people without asking. He just wants to be on TV and doesn’t care who he interrupts.
N John showed up at my mom’s work and started taping her without a warning.
He taped my brother’s friend in the middle of a math test.
He showed up at the grocery store and taped the guy behind the counter.
by Slangipedia 6h ago
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Pizza from Papa John before the boss got kicked out for saying a bad word. It was good then, but now it’s just sad, greasy, and full of hopelessness.
I used to love Papa John’s pizza, but now it tastes like regret.
The pizza was so bad, I threw it at my brother.
I ate the pizza and cried.
by Slangipedia 6h ago
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Papa John’s pizza was awesome when the boss was still there. He got fired for saying a terrible word, and now the pizza is just a sad attempt to make money.
I used to eat Papa John’s pizza like it was my last meal.
The pizza was so bad, I asked for a refund and got a napkin.
I ate it and my dog threw up.
by Slangipedia 6h ago
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