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the Goat passes out on the couch but still yells about scoring a touchdown
he passed out but kept screaming about the 4th quarter
i had to drag him to the kitchen for a snack and he still said 'i’m not done yet'
he was drooling on the remote but insisted he was still in the game
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the Goat is too wasted to stand but still tries to tackle the fridge
he tried to run through the fridge like it was a linebacker
he fell over but still said 'i tackled the fridge and it was weak'
he was holding the fridge door like it was a football and yelled 'i blocked the kick'
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the Goat is so drunk he thinks the TV is a football game and starts yelling at it
he was yelling 'touchdown!' at the TV like it was the stadium
he tried to throw a pillow at the screen because he thought it was the quarterback
he was arguing with the remote like it was a referee
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