N-fish

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When your fishing buddy steals your spot like a thief in the night, casts right where you were gonna fish, or tries to take your spot before you even blink.
My buddy cast right where I was gonna fish. I was like, 'Bro, you're a total n-fish.'
He cast to the spot I was closer to. I said, 'You're a n-fish, bro.'
He took my spot before I even blinked. N-fish, I tell you.
2
When two people go at it like a couple of horny teenagers in the back of a car.
He said, 'Let's go n-fish.' I was like, 'Bro, you're a total n-fish.'
She said, 'Let's go n-fish.' I was like, 'You're a total n-fish.'
They went at it like a couple of horny teenagers. N-fish, I tell you.
3
A fake vegetarian who eats fish like it's the last meal of their life.
He said he was a vegetarian but ate fish. I said, 'You're a total n-fish.'
She said she was a vegetarian but ate fish. I said, 'You're a total n-fish.'
He said he was a vegetarian but ate fish. I said, 'You're a total n-fish.'
4
A cool name for a fishing ship in a game. It's like fish and chips, but on a ship.
He said it was a cool name for a fishing ship. I said, 'You're a total n-fish.'
She said it was like fish and chips on a ship. I said, 'You're a total n-fish.'
He said it was a cool name from a game. I said, 'You're a total n-fish.'
5
A fake vegetarian who eats fish like it's the last meal of their life and cries about it.
He cried about eating fish. I said, 'You're a total n-fish.'
She cried about eating fish. I said, 'You're a total n-fish.'
He cried about eating fish. I said, 'You're a total n-fish.'
6
A meal that costs about four pounds and has fish, peas, and curry sauce.
He said it was a meal that costs four pounds. I said, 'You're a total n-fish.'
She said it was a meal with fish and peas. I said, 'You're a total n-fish.'
He said it was a meal with curry sauce. I said, 'You're a total n-fish.'
7
When a girl gets dandruff in her pubic hair, right near her vagina.
She had dandruff in her pubic hair. I said, 'You're a total n-fish.'
He said she had dandruff near her vagina. I said, 'You're a total n-fish.'
She had dandruff in her pubic hair. I said, 'You're a total n-fish.'
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