n e waze

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a stupid way to say 'anyways' that only losers and keyboard warriors use. it sounds like you’re trying too hard to be cool.
'I’m leaving now, newaze,' he said, like he was the king of the internet.
'Newaze, I’m out,' she typed, even though no one was watching.
He said, 'I’m done, newaze,' like it was a secret code.
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a lazy and rude way to say 'anyways' that only people who don’t know how to spell it use. it’s like a middle finger to grammar.
'I’m going home, newaze,' he said, like he was insulted by the word 'anyways.'
'Newaze, I’m done with this,' she said, throwing her phone across the room.
He texted, 'Newaze, I’m out,' like it was a curse.
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a cool-sounding word that nobody actually knows what it means, but everyone uses it anyway. it’s like the slang of the weak.
'Newaze, I’m leaving,' he said, like he was trying to sound important.
'Newaze, I’m done with this mess,' she said, even though she didn’t know what 'newaze' meant.
He said, 'Newaze, I’m out of here,' like it was a secret phrase.
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a word that only people who use too many emojis and don’t know how to talk properly use. it’s like the worst part of being a noob.
'Newaze, I’m leaving,' he said, with three emojis and no actual words.
'Newaze, I’m done with this,' she said, with hearts and stars everywhere.
He texted, 'Newaze, I’m out,' with a laughing face and a thumbs up.
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