Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

You're the life of the party. The one who makes everyone else look like a f***ing wallflower.

You showed up to the party and immediately started a dance-off. Everyone else was just standing there like f***ing fools.

Your friend said you're the best friend ever. Then he threw up in a trash can.

You're the only one who brought snacks. Everyone else brought f***ing pizza boxes.

2

The rain that comes down so hard it feels like the sky is p***ing on you.

The rain was so bad, I had to wear my dad's f***ing socks as a hat.

I got so soaked I looked like a soggy bag of f***ing chips.

The rain was so heavy, I could hear it yelling at me.

3

Mac and cheese with hot dogs in a sandwich. The most f***ing delicious thing ever made by humans.

I ate that sandwich and it made me feel like a f***ing king.

That sandwich was so good, I cried like a f***ing baby.

My mom made that sandwich and I ate it so fast I got f***ing crumbs in my hair.

4

A dog that lives in some weird space. Like a f***ing math problem with a dog in it.

That dog is in a f***ing dimension I can't even understand.

He lives in a space where the math is f***ing wild.

That dog is so smart, it knows math and f***ing physics.

5

When a guy gets a chick drunk and logs all the f***ing details of their dirty dogging.

He logged every f***ing detail of that night. Even the part where she threw up on him.

He recorded the whole thing and sent it to his f***ing mom.

That log had more f***ing details than my history teacher.

6

When you f*** a girl in the butt and then blow your load in her crack. Then you slide your f***ing dick through her crack like it's a f***ing toy.

He did that to his girlfriend and she cried like a f***ing baby.

That guy had so much f***ing energy, he did it twice in one night.

He made the girl laugh so hard, she fell out of her f***ing chair.

7

A f***ing telephone. Used by Aussies when they feel like being f***ing weird.

He called me on his f***ing dog and I got a message from his grandma.

That dog was so f***ing loud, I could hear it in the next state.

He used that dog to call his girlfriend and she fell in love with his f***ing dog.