N-Dimension Problem

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Trying to wrap your brain around something that’s going on in like ten different worlds at once, but your head is stuck in a box. You end up drawing stupid graphs or arguing like a kid with a crayon, and you miss the whole damn point.

I tried to explain my life to my mom. She asked if I had a job. I said no. She said, 'Then why are you talking about taxes?'

My teacher tried to make me do a 2D math problem. I said, 'Sir, my life is 11D.' He said, 'Then go home.'

My friend tried to describe his dating life. I said, 'You’ve got a 5D problem, bro.' He said, 'What’s that mean?' I said, 'You don’t know.'

by Slangipedia 8d ago

When you’re trying to think about something that’s got layers and layers, but your brain is like a toddler with a broken toy. You end up using stupid charts and arguing like you’re in a middle school debate club.

I tried to tell my brother about my problems. He said, 'You’re overthinking it.' I said, 'Bro, you’ve got a 3D problem and you’re arguing in 1D.'

My boss tried to make me do a report. I said, 'This is a 4D nightmare.' He said, 'Then I’m giving you a 5D raise.'

I tried to explain my feelings to my crush. She said, 'You’re making this too hard.' I said, 'You’re not even in the same dimension.'

by Slangipedia 8d ago

When you're trying to handle something super complex, but your brain is like a broken calculator. You end up using stupid graphs and binary arguments, and you miss the whole damn point because you're too busy being a moron.

I tried to tell my friend about my day. He said, 'You’re being a drama queen.' I said, 'You’re in 2D and I’m in 11D.'

I tried to explain my thoughts to my teacher. She said, 'You need to simplify this.' I said, 'I’m not simplifying, I’m being real.'

I tried to tell my crush about my life. He said, 'You’re overcomplicating it.' I said, 'You’re in 2D and I’m in 4D.'

by Slangipedia 8d ago

You’re trying to get your head around something that’s got like a million sides, but you’re using a ruler and a crayon. You end up drawing stupid graphs and arguing like a kid in a math class, and you miss the whole damn point because you’re too busy being a moron.

I tried to explain my life to my dad. He said, 'You’ve got a 10D problem and you’re arguing in 2D.'

I tried to tell my crush about my problems. She said, 'You’re being dramatic.' I said, 'You’re in 2D and I’m in 10D.'

I tried to explain my feelings to my friend. He said, 'You’re making this too complicated.' I said, 'You’re in 2D and I’m in 11D.'

by Slangipedia 8d ago