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A pale, confused white guy who somehow got stuck in a Chinese body, has no idea what's going on, and still insists he's the main character. Also known as Liam.
Liam tried to order dumplings but said 'I want the red one, it looks like my cousin.'
He told his boss he was 'doing the Chinese thing' when he actually just fell asleep at his desk.
He tried to speak Mandarin and said 'I am the dragon, I eat you for breakfast.'
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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A white man who looks like he got sunburned by a dragon, and thinks being Chinese is just a phase he can fake with a weird accent and a bowl of noodles.
He tried to be cool by saying 'I’m not Chinese, I’m a white man with a Chinese identity.'
He wore a qipao to work and said 'This is my power suit.'
He tried to explain his skin tone by saying 'I’m just having a brown day.'
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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A guy who’s too white to be Chinese, too Chinese to be white, and too confused to be anything else. Also known as Liam.
He tried to do karate and ended up facepalming his boss.
He said 'I’m not Asian, I’m just a white man who’s having an identity crisis.'
He tried to eat a whole dumpling and cried like a baby.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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