Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

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n-beans: a term born in the back of a crummy car when someone was so drunk they couldn’t tell their pants from their brain.

My cousin got n-beans right after he drank 12 beers and tried to kiss a stranger.

That boy got n-beans in the middle of a parking lot.

She got n-beans in the back of a taxi after a bad breakup.

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n-beans: like netflix and chill, but instead of making out, you’re just hoping you don’t get a rash from the couch.

I got n-beans with my crush and ended up with a rash.

My friend got n-beans and got a rash from the couch.

We tried n-beans and ended up with a rash and a broken heart.

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n-beans: the thing you’re gonna need if you’re getting ready to fight someone in a bathroom.

He showed up with n-beans and a punch to the gut.

She got ready for a fight with n-beans and a hairbrush.

That guy had n-beans and a full lunch.

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n-beans: a neighborhood in Miami that smells like old beans and regret.

That area is n-beans, and it smells like regret.

I wouldn’t go to n-beans if you paid me.

My uncle lives in n-beans and smells like old beans.

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n-beans: when something is so good it makes you want to scream and eat a whole pizza.

That pizza was n-beans, and I ate the whole thing.

That movie was n-beans, and I cried.

That concert was n-beans, and I screamed.

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n-beans: the thing you use to beat someone up, but also to make out with them.

He used his n-beans to beat me up and then make out with me.

She used her n-beans to fight and then kiss me.

They used their n-beans to beat up a guy and then kiss each other.

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n-beans: the thing that makes you feel like you’re about to explode, but you’re also happy.

I had n-beans and felt like I was about to explode.

He had n-beans and laughed until he cried.

She had n-beans and was happy, but also sad.