Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A guy who’s so clueless he thinks a tutorial is a curse.

Bro, I tried to follow that tutorial and now my computer is crying.

I asked him how to log in and he said, 'Is this a test?'

He tried to play the game and cried because the instructions were in English.

2

A person so lost they think the start button is a trap.

He pressed start and screamed because the game loaded.

He thought the tutorial was a warning from the game.

He tried to exit the game and accidentally opened the settings.

3

A human who can’t tell a button from a curse.

He tried to click the button and got a pop-up that said, 'Are you sure?'.

He saw a button and ran away screaming.

He asked if the button was alive and got ignored.

4

A person who thinks the game is trying to kill them.

He quit the game because he thought the boss was coming to his house.

He said the game was haunted and wouldn’t play it again.

He cried when the tutorial said, 'This is just the beginning.'

5

A human who thinks the internet is a conspiracy.

He said the tutorial was a trap from the internet.

He believed the game was sending messages through the internet.

He thought the button was a secret agent.

6

A person who thinks the game is a test from the universe.

He said the tutorial was a test from the universe.

He thought the button was a portal to another world.

He tried to log in and thought he was being judged by aliens.