Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

Go f yourself and shut up you stupid cow face.

My mom just told me your mom is a witch.

You're talking about your lunch like it's the damn presidency.

Why are you telling me about your cat's hair? It's not even important.

2

Stop being a loud mouthed piece of trash and leave me alone.

You just said my crush is ugly in front of my crush.

You told my teacher I didn't do my homework.

You're making fun of my shoes in the hallway.

3

Why don't you go eat a horse and stop being a pain in my ass.

You're telling me about your dog's weird sleep schedule again.

You started a fight in the lunchroom over ketchup.

You're bragging about your video game score for the tenth time.

4

You're the worst kind of human and I hope you fall into a pit of snakes.

You told my friend I was fat.

You're talking about your mom's weird hobby again.

You just said my math test was easy and I failed.

5

You're a stupid, smelly, loud, messy, annoying, trashy, terrible human being.

You're telling me about your breakfast like it's a national event.

You're eating your lunch in my face.

You're making fun of my drawing again.

6

I wish you had a bad day and got hit by a bus and died.

You're telling me about your weekend like I care.

You're bragging about your new phone again.

You're making fun of my voice in front of my class.