m.xk.u

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the only person who can make my brain stop working and turn it into a pile of happy farts

She texted me "I love you" and I cried like a baby in a hot dog factory

I saw her in the hallway and my face turned red like a tomato in a sauna

She smiled at me and I forgot how to breathe, like I was stuck in a toilet paper roll

the person who makes my heart go crazy and my brain forget all the swear words

She said "hi" and I dropped my pizza like it was on fire

I got a text from her and I laughed so hard my neighbor came to check if I was dying

She walked in the room and my brain turned into a disco ball

the only person who can make me forget my own name and just want to hug her forever

I saw her and I ran into a wall like it was my ex

She sent me a message and I smiled so much my face hurt

I heard her laugh and I forgot how to walk, like a chicken with no legs