M.W. problems

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A guy who thinks he’s the main character of a romance movie, but the girl is just there to smile and roll her eyes.
'You didn’t even text me back! Are you mad at me? I know you are.'
'She said ‘maybe’, that means she’s definitely coming. I’m sure of it.'
'I’m going to ask her out again. Even if she says no, I’ll just ask her again.'
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A guy who thinks every girl is his future wife, even the one who called him a ‘disgusting human being’ in a group chat.
'She’s just shy. I know she’s into me.'
'I’m going to message her again. I’ll keep messaging until she answers.'
'I’m not going to let her ignore me. I’m not.'
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A guy who would rather cry in a bathroom than admit he got rejected, even by a girl who said she was ‘just being nice’.
'Why did she not text me back? I’m not even that annoying.'
'She didn’t even look at me. I’m going to ask her out again.'
'I’m going to send her a 100 messages. She’ll eventually answer.'
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A guy who thinks he’s the best thing since sliced bread, even though he’s the one who said ‘I don’t like you’ in a DM.
'I don’t like you? That’s just a phase. She’ll come back.'
'I’m going to ask her out again. Even if she says no, I’ll just ask again.'
'She said ‘maybe’, that’s a yes. I know it is.'
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A guy who would rather die than admit he got rejected, even by a girl who said she was ‘just being friendly’.
'She didn’t text me back. That means she’s ignoring me.'
'I’m going to message her again. I’ll keep messaging until she answers.'
'She said ‘maybe’, that’s a yes. I’m sure of it.'
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A guy who thinks he’s the main character of a love story, even though he’s the one who said ‘I don’t like you’ in a group chat.
'She didn’t even look at me. That means she’s definitely into me.'
'I’m going to ask her out again. Even if she says no, I’ll just ask again.'
'She said ‘maybe’, that means she’s definitely coming.'
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