Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A symbol for being heartbroken. It looks like a heart getting stabbed by a piece of trash.

My ex just texted me m/v. I cried like a baby.

I drew m/v on my forehead and cried in front of my mom.

My crush saw me draw m/v and asked why I was crying.

2

Music video. It’s when you watch a song and it’s like a movie, but worse.

I watched a music video for 3 hours. My brain is now broken.

My crush made a music video. I watched it 5 times.

I asked my mom to turn off the music video. She said no.

3

A way to take a leak so hard it feels like you're draining the main vein of your body.

I had to go to the bathroom so bad, I did m/v in the hallway.

I did m/v in my pants and cried.

I did m/v in front of my teacher. She gave me detention.

4

Short for vitamins and minerals. They are the stuff that makes you not a total mess.

I took my vitamins and minerals and felt like a new person.

I forgot my vitamins and minerals and exploded.

I took my vitamins and minerals and passed my math test.

5

Short for Male/Female/Veteran/Disabled. It’s like a fancy way of saying ‘whoever shows up’.

I signed up for m/v and got a free snack.

I showed up as m/v and got extra points.

I was m/v and my friend got extra snacks.

6

Best Pc Clan Ever. They are the kings of the internet. Everyone else is just sad.

I joined the best Pc Clan Ever and now I’m rich.

My friend joined the best Pc Clan Ever and got a promotion.

I asked the best Pc Clan Ever for money and they gave it to me.

7

Anela is the most beautiful girl. She’s smart, funny, and has the best hair. She also hates texting first.

I texted Anela first and she said ‘why?’. I cried.

Anela saw my hair and said it was ugly. I dyed it pink.

Anela said I was cute. I blushed and said thanks.