m'tarded

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Short for mega-retarded. It means you're so stupid it hurts, and the speaker has seen everything, including the dumbest kid who ever failed math.

My cousin got a D in math. I call him m'tarded.

The guy who tried to eat a whole pizza by himself is m'tarded.

My dog thinks he's a human. He's m'tarded.

A fancy way of saying mega retarded. It's like being so dumb you don't even know your own dumbness.

My neighbor thinks the sky is purple. He's m'tarded.

My mom still believes in Santa. She's m'tarded.

My brother thinks a toaster is a robot. He's m'tarded.

It's like having the worst case of brain rot ever. You yell, cry, and blame everything on people who don't even know you.

She yelled at the TV for 2 hours. She's m'tarded.

He cried because his socks were on backwards. He's m'tarded.

He stared at the wall for 2.5 minutes. He's m'tarded.

It's like saying 'my retard' in the worst way. It's friendly but also a complete insult.

I said 'muh tard' to my friend. He got mad.

I called my brother 'muh tard' at breakfast. He threw his cereal.

I told my mom 'muh tard' and she yelled at the cat.