M'tard

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A super duper version of stupid. So dumb it hurts. Like you’ve never seen a retard before, and this one is the worst ever.

My cousin is a M’tard. He thinks the sky is green and that pizza is a vegetable.

My teacher called me a M’tard because I forgot my homework again.

My dog is a M’tard. He barks at the mailman like it’s a war.

It means mega stupid. Like your brain is so broken it can’t even think straight. You’re not just stupid, you’re extra stupid.

My friend’s brother is a M’tard. He thinks the sun is a light bulb.

My neighbor is a M’tard. He fights with his plants.

My mom says I’m a M’tard because I spilled my cereal.

It’s a disease that makes you yell, cry, and blame everyone else for your bad life. You’re also weird and crazy.

My brother has the M’tard disease. He cries when he loses a game.

My dog has the M’tard disease. He stares at the wall for 20 minutes.

My dad has the M’tard disease. He thinks the internet is a magic rabbit.

It’s a way of saying my stupid. It’s like saying my lady, but with more insults and less romance.

My brother is my M’tard. He thinks the moon is a disco ball.

My friend is my M’tard. He eats his homework.

My cat is my M’tard. He stares at me like I owe him money.