M.S.T. (MUT Standard Time)

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MST is when your friends show up so late they might as well have been born in a traffic jam.
I told you I'd be there at 2, now it's 3 and you're still eating a taco at the gas station.
He said he'd meet us at the mall at 5, now it's 6 and he's still in the bathroom.
She said she'd be here in 10 minutes, now it's been 20 and she's still arguing with her mom on the phone.
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MST is when your friends are so late they could be the reason why the sun takes so long to rise.
You said you'd be here by 7, now it's 8 and you're still eating cereal in your pajamas.
He said he'd be here at noon, now it's 1 and he's still fighting with the neighbor's dog.
She said she'd be here in 15 minutes, now it's been 30 and she's still taking a selfie in the mirror.
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MST is when your friends are so late they might as well be doing time in a jail cell.
You said you'd meet me at 4, now it's 5 and you're still trying to find your keys.
He said he'd be here at 6, now it's 7 and he's still arguing with the pizza delivery guy.
She said she'd be here in 20 minutes, now it's been 40 and she's still taking a nap in the car.
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MST is when your friends are so late they might as well be on a never-ending road trip with no gas.
You said you'd be here at 3, now it's 4 and you're still eating a burger at the diner.
He said he'd be here at 5, now it's 6 and he's still arguing with the traffic light.
She said she'd be here in 10 minutes, now it's been 20 and she's still taking a selfie with a stranger.
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MST is when your friends are so late they might as well be the reason why the clock broke.
You said you'd be here at 2, now it's 3 and you're still eating a bag of chips at the convenience store.
He said he'd be here at 6, now it's 7 and he's still fighting with the barista.
She said she'd be here in 15 minutes, now it's been 30 and she's still taking a selfie in the mirror.
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MST is when your friends are so late they might as well be the reason why the Earth is spinning too slow.
You said you'd be here at 4, now it's 5 and you're still eating a hot dog at the park.
He said he'd be here at 7, now it's 8 and he's still arguing with his brother.
She said she'd be here in 10 minutes, now it's been 20 and she's still taking a selfie with her dog.
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