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Brain damaged and built like a meatball
My cousin got an F on the test and ate three burgers for lunch.
That guy failed gym and still thinks he's a superhero.
She texted me at 2 a. m. and cried about her ex.
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Head full of nonsense and body full of junk
He failed math and still thinks he's a rockstar.
She tried to do push-ups and fell over.
My dog thinks he's the president and barks at everything.
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Brain like a broken calculator and body like a sack of bricks
He flunked science and thinks he's Einstein.
She tried to run and tripped over her own feet.
My brother got a D and still thinks he's cool.
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Stupid as a doorknob and chunky as a cow
He failed English and still thinks he's Shakespeare.
She tried to dance and looked like a robot.
My neighbor ate a whole pizza and still thinks he's thin.
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Mind like a confused pigeon and body like a brick wall
He flunked history and still thinks he's a king.
She tried to jump and landed like a sack of bricks.
My dog tried to fly and just fell over.
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Brain like a broken radio and body like a shopping cart
He failed art and still thinks he's Van Gogh.
She tried to walk and rolled like a wheel.
My brother ate a whole cake and still thinks he's slim.