M.S.M.H. (Mainstream Media Hysterics)

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M. S. M. H. is when people believe everything the Mainstream Media says like it's the gospel according to Satan.

'The news said it was a catastrophe, so I ate three pounds of ice cream for breakfast.'

'I believed the whole story because the reporter wore a suit.'

'My mom cried when she heard the news, and now I have to deal with her.'

M. S. M. H. is when people trust the Mainstream Media so much they think it’s the only thing keeping them sane.

'I watched the news instead of doing my math homework. Now I have a D.'

'I believed the headlines and skipped work. My boss was mad.'

'I trusted the news so much I told my dog the whole story.'

M. S. M. H. is when people act like the Mainstream Media is the only source of truth, even though it’s full of lies and drama.

'I believed every story the news told. Now I think I’m being followed by spies.'

'I got into a fight with my brother because he didn’t believe the news.'

'I told my boss the news was fake, and now I’m in trouble.'

M. S. M. H. is when people think the Mainstream Media is perfect and never make mistakes, even when they clearly do.

'I believed the news because it had a fancy logo.'

'I got in trouble at school because I believed the news.'

'I told my parents the news was right, and now they think I’m crazy.'

M. S. M. H. is when people let the Mainstream Media control their lives, even if it makes no sense.

'I quit my job because the news said I should.'

'I bought a house based on a news story.'

'I told my dog I was going to be rich because of the news.'