M'sir

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A guy who acts like he's the king of the castle but only if you let him
M'sir, I didn't do nothing!
M'sir, you're the reason I'm late to work!
M'sir, I swear if you say 'bless you' one more time I'll throw you out the window.
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A man who thinks he's fancy just because he wears a shirt on Tuesdays
M'sir, I'm not your personal coffee maker.
M'sir, you're not royalty, you're just bad at life.
M'sir, I don't care if you wore a shirt today, I still hate you.
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A guy who talks to you like you're his personal servant and also his best friend
M'sir, I'm not your personal servant, I'm your personal annoyance.
M'sir, I don't even know what you're talking about.
M'sir, I'm tired of your nonsense.
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A man who thinks he's important just because he exists
M'sir, I exist too, and I'm not important.
M'sir, I'm not impressed.
M'sir, you're not important, you're just loud.
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A guy who thinks you owe him just because he showed up
M'sir, I didn't owe you anything, you just showed up.
M'sir, I didn't ask for your presence.
M'sir, I'm not your personal welcome mat.
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