M'Shit-dunk

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When a guy is so full of crap he looks like he’s about to explode
Bro just ate three pizzas and a whole bag of chips. He’s got M'Shit-dunk written all over his face.
My uncle after Thanksgiving dinner. He’s got M'Shit-dunk and a side of regret.
That guy at the gym who tried to do 50 push-ups. He’s got M'Shit-dunk and a death wish.
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When a man is so loaded with nonsense he’s like a trash can full of rotten food
My boss after the meeting. He’s got M'Shit-dunk and a ton of bad ideas.
That kid who tried to tell me his entire life story in one sentence. He’s got M'Shit-dunk and no filter.
My dad after he drank three beers and started arguing with the TV. He’s got M'Shit-dunk and a grudge.
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When a man is so full of junk he smells like a garbage truck in the summer
My cousin after he ate the whole cake. He’s got M'Shit-dunk and a sugar high.
That guy who sat next to me on the bus. He’s got M'Shit-dunk and a weird stink.
My friend after he drank too much and ate too much. He’s got M'Shit-dunk and a hangover.
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When a man is so packed with mess he looks like he was thrown into a dumpster
My mom after she did the laundry and the dishes. She’s got M'Shit-dunk and a headache.
That kid who tried to fit all his stuff in his backpack. He’s got M'Shit-dunk and a broken zipper.
My neighbor after he tried to mow the lawn and the garden. He’s got M'Shit-dunk and a ton of grass.
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When a man is so full of nonsense he’s like a broken blender full of old food
My brother after he tried to eat the whole pizza by himself. He’s got M'Shit-dunk and a sore stomach.
That guy who tried to talk to me for an hour. He’s got M'Shit-dunk and no point.
My friend after he drank six sodas and ate three burgers. He’s got M'Shit-dunk and a lot of sugar.
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