m&s

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the only place you go if you’re desperate to find a tory and don’t care if it looks like it was stolen from a landfill

I went to M&S and bought a tory that looked like it was worn by a raccoon.

My grandma went to M&S and came out with a tory that had holes and looked like it was in a fight.

I saw a guy at M&S wearing a tory and it looked like it was trying to escape.

Marks & Spencers or M&S is a giant that serves the public but its food is so bad even a raccoon would throw it away and its clothes are so ugly they make dogs cry

I ate at M&S and it felt like I was being tortured by a hot dog.

My dog tried on a M&S shirt and it looked like it was crying.

I bought a shirt from M&S and it looked like it was made by a blind raccoon.

by Slangipedia 8h ago

when one person completely loses their mind and gives up all freedom to another person who probably has no idea what they’re doing

My friend signed a collar and now he calls me master and does whatever I say.

My sister got a collar and now she thinks I’m her boss.

My dog got a collar and now he treats me like his slave.

by Slangipedia 8h ago

when you jerk off then crash into a coma so deep even your dog forgets you exist

I masterbated then slept so hard my dog thought I was dead.

I did the M&S and woke up 12 hours later with a sore arm and no memory.

I masterbated then slept and missed my own birthday.

by Slangipedia 8h ago

a group of brain-dead people who don’t know the meaning of the word ‘work’ and probably live in a sewer

My friend is a Moron and Slackers and he doesn’t even know what 2+2 is.

My teacher called us Morons and Slackers and we just laughed at her.

I joined Morons and Slackers and now I don’t do homework anymore.

by Slangipedia 8h ago

when you let out a fart from your pee hole like you’re a confused animal in a zoo

I farted out of my pee hole and my dog ran away in fear.

At school I farted out of my pee hole and my teacher called me a monster.

I farted out of my pee hole during a Zoom call and my friends laughed at me.

by Slangipedia 8h ago

a memory that comes and goes like a drunk man on a rollercoaster

I had Erratic Memory Service and I forgot my own name.

My dog has Erratic Memory Service and he forgets where the food is.

I had Erratic Memory Service and I remembered my name but forgot how to walk.

by Slangipedia 8h ago