M@rt

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M@rt is a loudmouth on the internet who yaps nonstop like a parrot on meth. He starts fights over nothing and always gets creamed because he’s dumber than a bag of rocks.
M@rt: I’m gonna beat you up in every game ever made! (He loses 2-1 in a game of tic-tac-toe.)
M@rt: You’re the worst person on the internet! (He gets 12 replies saying he’s the worst.)
M@rt: I’m gonna go to sleep now. (He types 300 messages before bed.)
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M@rt is someone who talks so much, people forget what they were talking about. He starts arguments like it’s his job and loses every time because he’s as smart as a brick.
M@rt: You’re the dumbest person I’ve ever seen! (He gets 10 replies calling him dumb.)
M@rt: I’m gonna be famous! (He gets 5 likes and 100 dislikes.)
M@rt: I’m going to bed. (He types 50 messages before falling asleep.)
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M@rt is a person who talks until people want to scream. He starts fights like it’s a sport and always gets roasted because he’s not even close to smart.
M@rt: I’m gonna beat you in every game ever! (He loses to a kid in a game of checkers.)
M@rt: You’re the worst! (He gets 20 replies saying he’s the worst.)
M@rt: I’m going to sleep. (He sends 100 messages before bed.)
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