Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

Telling someone exactly how high you are like it's a matter of life and death.

I'm so high I could fly to Mars and back.

I'm higher than a rocket on launch day.

I'm so stoned I could bench press a cow.

2

Bragging about your high like you're the only one who's ever felt it.

I'm higher than a giraffe on a trampoline.

I'm so high I could beat up a dragon.

I'm so stoned I could eat a whole pizza by myself.

3

Acting like your high is the best thing that's ever happened to you.

I'm so high I could dance with a bear.

I'm higher than a skyscraper on a ladder.

I'm so stoned I could sleep for a week.

4

Telling someone how high you are like it's the most important thing in the world.

I'm so high I could run a marathon in my pajamas.

I'm higher than a rocket in space.

I'm so stoned I could eat a whole cake and still be full.

5

Announcing your high like it's a national emergency.

I'm so high I could sing opera and nobody would care.

I'm higher than a mountain on a rollercoaster.

I'm so stoned I could sleep through a thunderstorm.

6

Trying to convince someone you're the highest person ever.

I'm so high I could touch the moon.

I'm higher than a rocket and a dragon combined.

I'm so stoned I could eat a whole pizza and still be full.