M.Phương

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A person who talks so much it feels like you’re being yelled at by a chorus of pigeons.

M. Phương sent me a 12-paragraph text about her cat's bad day.

In group chat, M. Phương took up 70% of the space with her rambling.

M. Phương tried to explain her crush like it was a thesis.

Someone who thinks they're funny but only makes you want to scream into a pillow.

M. Phương told a joke so bad it made my dog roll over and die.

M. Phương tried to be cool by saying 'literally' 10 times in a row.

M. Phương laughed at her own pun like it was the best thing ever.

A human who will talk your ear off just to prove they know more than you.

M. Phương started a debate about pineapple on pizza during lunch.

M. Phương interrupted my entire math test to explain her theory about socks.

M. Phương talked about her hair for 15 minutes straight.

The kind of person who uses three words when one will do and still manages to mess it up.

M. Phương said 'I like pizza' but added 12 extra words about cheese.

M. Phương turned 'I’m fine' into a 3-paragraph essay.

M. Phương said 'Hello' like it was a full-blown speech.

A human who acts like they're the only one who matters, even when they're clearly wrong.

M. Phương claimed she was the best at everything and nobody disagreed.

M. Phương refused to admit she failed the test.

M. Phương said she was the only one who could beat the teacher at chess.